Saturday, March 25, 2006

Get A Clue

FREE! A few things you should know about the real world:


Making it harder to get legal guns does not deter criminals nor lower crime rates, it just creates more helpless victims.

More laws do not lower crime rates, they just make more things illegal.

Giving someone something extra because of the color of their skin or their heritage is just as racist as withholding something from them for the same reasons.

People are more likely to take your political views seriously if you bathe somewhat regularly, and change clothes every so often.

There are no "do-overs" in real life.

There is no such thing as "Fake but Accurate".

Yes, it would be nice if the whole world would live in harmony. No, it won't happen any time soon.

To the Islamofascist (Koranimal... Ha!) you are an infidel and you must die. No, it doesn't matter to them if you hate Bush, you are still an infidel, and you must die.

Pelosi, Dean, Kerry. No, I guess three lefts don't make a right.

There is no such thing as free health care. Somebody has to pay for it. That somebody is the people who work for a living. We don't want to. Besides, do you want the same people who came up with the DMV and the IRS responsible for your health?

Saddam Hussein's army has killed more Iraqis than George Bush's.

These are the left wing mantras: Bush is an idiot. He fooled the liberal politicians into going to war. Does that mean the liberal politicians were fooled by an idiot? Or are they liars? Which is worse?

Homelessness increases as fast or faster than the support we give the homeless. Maybe there is a correlation.

Hitler was a socialist. That's what Nazi stands for: National Socialist Party. Mussolini was a fascist. Bush is a Republican and a capitalist.

Hitler was a vegetarian.

Protesting soldiers that were injured fighting for your freedom to protest makes you look like an asshole.

No one is a bigger pain in the ass than someone who is trying to make you do something "for your own good". If you are this person, stop.

One country that did not have a big anti-war protest last week: Iraq.

Working at McDonald's is not beneath you if accepting welfare isn't.

Historically democracies have relatively short lives. Communist and socialist countries have even shorter ones.

Reality TV is an oxymoron.

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2 Comments:

At March 27, 2006 9:19 AM, Blogger bubba bongo said...

George Bush's army has gotten more americans killed than saddam.

There is a such thing as free health care, Kevin, dig deeper in your research....Socialism does work.
Vote for Bongo!!!!!

 
At March 27, 2006 11:20 AM, Blogger K-nine said...

George Washington's army got more Americans killed than George Bush's. Should we have quit then? Is one people's freedom more important than another's? Isn't it different to die for a cause... to help another human being... than to die because some monster wants to test chemical weapons on your village. All of the Americans killed were volunteers. Most of the Iraqis killed were victims.

Socialism only works if all involved are commited the same, work the same, and have the same needs. It is a labratory test, not a way of life.

Nothing in life is free. Taxes in Britain are HUGE, and the health care is poor. Someone has to provide it, provide drugs, equipment, instroments, time... all these things must be compensated for in some way. Even if it went back to a barter system like in the dark ages, quid pro quo... something for something. Go to your local gas station, even air costs a quarter now.

 

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