This explains everything

...Or not. I took the preamble of the Constitution:

"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

I fed it into an english to spanish translator... Then I took the translation and fed it into the spanish to english translator and this is the result:

The people of the United States, to form one more a more perfect union, we establish justice, we assured domestic tranquillity, we anticipate the common defense, we promote the general well-being, and we assured the blessings the freedom to we ourself and our posterity, ordain and establishes this constitution for the United States of America.

Hell, if I were an illegal immigrant I wouln't pay attention to that crap either.