Dead Dog Walkin': EPT Phone Home

Thursday, June 18, 2009

EPT Phone Home

So... There I was at the Dollar Tree... You know, one of those "everything's a buck" stores... Standing in the checkout line... Perusing the impulse items... Batteries, gum, chapstick, pregnancy test...

Pregnancy test????

If you are hinging your entire foreseeable future on a one dollar pregnancy test from the Dollar Tree, I hope to God it's negative, because you really don't need to be breeding.

Labels: Just Sayin', Useless crap

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At June 20, 2009 4:58 PM, JRB said...: Please tell me there were not condoms there too..........
At June 20, 2009 6:20 PM, K-nine said...: Didn't see any, but it seems if you had one you wouldn't need the other...
At June 21, 2009 7:06 PM, JRB said...: I would think you would if you bought the first at the Dollar Store also!

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A divorced northeastern North Carolina farmboy back in Carolina via Washington DC, a small Carribean island and Texas. Mostly self-educated I am the product of public schools, a few trips to college, the school of life (& hard knocks), a WWII veteran father who could build anything, and a Sunday School teacher mother who loved to read anything she could lay her hands on. As the youngest of five I am no stranger to having to defend my actions (not to mention myself).

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

EPT Phone Home

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