Easy Mark, A 100 Word Story

Wrench and Weasel were a hard pair of evil dudes. They were feeling lucky when Wally walked into that dive bar. Five foot nine and well dressed Wally ordered a martini and paid with a C note.
Sitting down he sobbed, “Cheating bitch.”
Wrench nodded and Weasel asked, “Wanna talk about it?”
After an hour of talking and drinking, Wally was just leaving when Weasel pulled out his pistol.
Wally watched them drive away with his money, his car and the surprise in the trunk. He dialed 911 and screamed, “Two bikers just stole my car and kidnapped my wife…”