Friday, July 11, 2008

Easy Mark, A 100 Word Story

Wrench and Weasel were a hard pair of evil dudes. They were feeling lucky when Wally walked into that dive bar. Five foot nine and well dressed Wally ordered a martini and paid with a C note.
Sitting down he sobbed, “Cheating bitch.”
Wrench nodded and Weasel asked, “Wanna talk about it?”
After an hour of talking and drinking, Wally was just leaving when Weasel pulled out his pistol.
Wally watched them drive away with his money, his car and the surprise in the trunk. He dialed 911 and screamed, “Two bikers just stole my car and kidnapped my wife…”

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5 Comments:

At July 11, 2008 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
You know ...that talent could make you a very wealthy man.
Hope you remember your family.
JB

 
At July 12, 2008 10:34 AM, Blogger K-nine said...

If I get wealthy I'll remember you. Probably miss you some too.

 
At July 12, 2008 11:24 AM, Blogger Bag Blog said...

Wally was aways the smart one.

 
At July 16, 2008 6:48 PM, Blogger gilad said...

Bwah-hah-hahhh!

 
At July 16, 2008 6:50 PM, Blogger Elisson said...

Oops...that was me, not Gilad.

 

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