Thursday, July 03, 2008

Hard Sell, A 100 Word Work Story

It was a little after dark when he rang the doorbell. The lady who answered didn’t even undo the chain.
“May I help you?” she asked rudely.
“Yes Ma’am,” he said, with his most charming look. “Would you be interested in a demonstration of the most powerful vacuum cleaner on the market?”
She mumbled some excuse as she started closing the door.
He lunged forward, smashing the door open and snapping the chain. He grabbed her, bent her head back and sank his fangs into her throat. Drinking his fill he realized being a vampire vacuum cleaner salesman sucks doubly.



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