Monday, November 10, 2008

IWIWAL

There is a long story behind why this is stuck in my head....
Nevermind, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to mess with men and all their come and go,
And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo!
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I would sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I could throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!

I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd hang with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!

I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't have to matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!

I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!

I wish I was a lesbian, I know it's sad but true.
But, maybe I might understand you guys and all you do.
But if I was a lesbian, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO!
I wish I was a lesbian, I know it's sad but true.

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo (I hate that machis'mo!) I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!
Loudon Wainwright III

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14 Comments:

At November 10, 2008 3:19 PM, Blogger DammitWomann said...

Uhh........no comment....absolutely none.

 
At November 10, 2008 7:52 PM, Anonymous JRB said...

Pink shorts got to ya' huh?

 
At November 10, 2008 8:43 PM, Blogger DammitWomann said...

Good one JRB ! ha ha ha ha ha

 
At November 10, 2008 9:27 PM, Anonymous JRB said...

I'm just plain scared......
I think he really LIKES them!

 
At November 10, 2008 11:12 PM, Blogger DammitWomann said...

For reals jrb?

Oh no............

*he does look kinda cute in them pink shorts though*

 
At November 11, 2008 12:54 AM, Blogger Jerry said...

Is it safe to come back here? Are you wearing pants now?

 
At November 11, 2008 5:44 AM, Anonymous JRB said...

If he perms his hair and gets his own weight loss/aerobics gig I'm outta here.........

 
At November 11, 2008 9:55 AM, Blogger K-nine said...

I lost a bet. Jesus crispies... The lesbian song is about LIKING women... Some of which happen to like other women...

 
At November 11, 2008 9:58 AM, Blogger K-nine said...

Maybe you guys should read a blog where the intracacies aren't so subtle.

 
At November 11, 2008 12:22 PM, Blogger DammitWomann said...

K-9

We were only joshing ya........

Don't get mad...........sigh

 
At November 11, 2008 1:19 PM, Anonymous JRB said...

I was totally serious! ;-)

Might wanna invest in a wax job too, and I'm not talkin' about the Jeep!

If it's really irritating you look at it this way - in days of gloom one must search for the light. Making fun of you, my friend, brings levity and joy to an otherwise dark world. You should be proud of your patriotism! Love ya' - mean it!

Toenail polish. That would help....

 
At November 11, 2008 1:28 PM, Blogger DammitWomann said...

I am soooooooooo staying out of this conversation......

 
At November 11, 2008 2:36 PM, Blogger K-nine said...

Yeah... I think I will too now.

 
At November 11, 2008 6:52 PM, Anonymous JRB said...

Dishers must be takers.
You know it's all in fun.

 

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