Monday, April 20, 2009

Mission #2, A 100 Word Story

The landing party had just materialized on an uncharted alien planet when the captain grabbed his stomach. The all too familiar cramps wracked his body.
The captain looked to his first officer imploringly. After scanning the entire area with his tricorder, Spock looked up and shook his head in the negative.
“Isn’t… There anything… You can do, Bones?”
“Sorry Jim,” The doctor replied, “It’s just the way the transporter affects you”.
The captain nodded and rushed behind an outcropping of rocks, dropping trou as he ran.
Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise… Boldly going where no man has gone before.

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3 Comments:

At April 23, 2009 9:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

... heh!.... excellent.....

Eric

 
At April 24, 2009 8:27 AM, Anonymous Doc said...

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

 
At April 26, 2009 2:39 PM, Blogger Elisson said...

"Wholly Crap!" I exclaimed, after fece-ing my eyes on this gem. "To boweldly go..."

Excrement. I mean, Excellent.

 

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