Friday, April 17, 2009

Piracy...

I saw this coming... The new East Carolina mascot.
My buddy Steve T. sent me this yesterday. He's a Va Tech Hokie. I have to say I like the AK graphic. I also have to say I'm glad we don't play Navy this year. I assume the score would've been 3-0.

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Friday, January 02, 2009

Ring On Sweet Liberty Bowl.

Bowl Game Day, Pirate Fans!
Tonight in Memphis, Tenn
at 5:00 eastern time
Our very own Conference USA champion
East Carolina Pirates
will face a pack of SEC's
University of Kentucky Wildcats
This is the 50th anniversary
And it will be a...
First Down...
PIRATES!
Well, the first half was great
16-3 ECU
The second half not so much
25-19 Kentucky final
I guess that's it till next year

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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Give Me Liberty

It's Official
Friday January 2nd, 2009
East Carolina University
Meets
The University of Kentucky
In Memphis, Tenn
for the 50th
Auto Zone Liberty Bowl

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Saturday, December 06, 2008

Tulsa Straight Ahead


Game Day, Pirate Fans!
Today is the CUSA Championship Game!
Despite a roller coaster season, after a stellar start
Our very own East Carolina Pirates
Are #1 in the east
The Tulsa Golden Hurricane in the west
So...
12:00 pm eastern
In Tulsa, Oklahoma
It's going to be a...
First Down...
PIRATES!
Winner today gets a bowl bid
The Liberty Bowl in Memphis
Loser gets a bowl shot
The GMAC Bowl... Maybe.
17-17 at the half
No complaints.
27-24 Pirates!
Paint this conference PURPLE!
See you at the Liberty Bowl!

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Serving Miners

Game Day, was yesterday.
OK, I screwed up.
Yesterday in Greenville
The Pirates stomped up on
The University of Texas El Paso
and it was a...
First Down...
PIRATES!
53-21 pirates final.
Paint this one purple!
Next week is the conference championship.

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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Alabama Saturday Night

Game Day, Freebooters!
Coming off a loss
Our very own ECU Pirates
Travel to Birmingham, Alabama
To face UAB's Blazers
Blazers? Really?
Your team is named after a sport coat?
OK.
Tonight at 7:00 pm eastern
It will be a...
First Down...
PIRATES!
17-13 ECU final!
Paint this one purple!

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Saturday, November 15, 2008

All Things Being Eagle

Game Day, Privateers!
Today In Hattiesburg, Mississippi
At 3:00 eastern
The famed Pirates of East Carolina
Face off against the Golden Eagles
Southern Miss is favored by 3
for the life of me I can't figure out why
We have a better record
We're #1 in CUSA east
We're gonna get a
First Down...
PIRATES!
Well, sombody knows something...
7-3 S. Miss at the half
21-3 final
Sometimes I wonder.

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Saturday, November 08, 2008

Thinning The Herd

Game Day, Salty Dogs!
Today our boys in purple
Go up against
Marshall, Marshall, Marshall...
2:30pm eastern at
Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium
No 1 and No 2 CUSA east
ECU 5-3 (3-1 conf)
Marshall 4-4 (3-1 conf)
Should be a Hell of a game
and it should be a
First Down...
PIRATES!
13-3 East Carolina at the half
19-16 Pirates in OT!
Paint this conference game Purple!

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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Knight Time

Game Day, me Jack Tars!
Today in sultry Orlando, Fla.
East Carolina will square up against
UCF's Golden Knights!
8:00pm eastern time
I'll have to find myself a sports bar
I'll raise a glass or two because
It will be a
First Down...
PIRATES!
13-10 ECU final!
Paint this conference Game Purple!

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Got No Game


I hadn't realized that ECU had two off weeks this season. Well, they do. Coming off a win last week I hope they don't get lazy.

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Tiger By The Tail

Game Day, Longhorn Fans!
Today, right here in Austin
Our very own #1 Texas Longhorns
Meet up with the Missouri Tigers!


...................................................


You didn't really believe that...
Did you?
Just because of a few losses
I'm not going to change colors
Hell I've seen WAY worse seasons than this

Game Day, Pirate Fans!

Our very own East Carolina Pirates
Face off with the Memphis Tigers

Today at 12pm eastern
At Dowdy-Ficklin Stadium
In beautiful downtown Greenville

Where it will be a...
First Down...

PIRATES!
10-7 Memphis at the half
Sigh.
It's about damn time.
30-10 Pirates
Paint this conference game PURPLE!

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Not So Cavalier

Game Day, Swash and Bucklers!
Today in Charlottesville, VA
12 Noon (eastern)
The Pirates clash swords with
The Virginia Cavaliers
ECU is coming off of a big loss
Following a demoralizing loss
Maybe, just maybe
They'll have their shit together today
and it will be a

First Down...

PIRATES!
Ok, Maybe not.
28-6 UVA at the half
This sucks... I miss last week
35-20 Virginia
WTF?
WTFF?

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Saturday, October 04, 2008

Off Week

For the first time in a long time
I think I'm actually glad there's no Game today
Argh.

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Saturday, September 27, 2008

Cougar Hunt

Game Day, Maties!
Today, back in Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium
It's our very own Pirates
Against U of Houston's Cougars
3:30 eastern
3 and 1 Last week is behind us
This week it'll be a
First Down...
PIRATES!
Unreal
21-10 Houston at the half
Since I can't actually see the game
I have to assume we SUCK!
What happened to the team that beat Va Tech?
Where are the guys that beat WVU?
Skip needs to be kicking someone's ass
RIGHT NOW!
I
Am
Speechless
41-24 Houston
Final

Won't get to see this one since I refuse to give CBS's little rip off scam any money. I'll have to use game tracker and watch little purple and red stick men march up and down a cartoon field.

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Cry Wolf

Arghhhh!
Game Day, Powder Monkeys!*
Today in Raleigh North Carolina
at high noon (eastern)
It's the Backyard Brawl
As our very own #15 (AP poll)
East Carolina Pirates
Face down North Carolina State's Wolfpack
Last year they came into our house and beat us
They lead the series 14-10
This year it's different.. This year it's a...
First Down...
PIRATES!
14-7 Pirates at the half
They need to crank up the heat
24-24 and into overtime
30-24 NC State
So much for a BCS bowl bid
*A Powder Monkey is a gunner's mate on a pirate ship that brings gun powder and shot to the men loading and firing the cannon.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Not Easy Being Green

I can't see where it's been postponed, so...
Game Day, Swabbies!
Today in Nawlins
The badass bucs face off with
Tulane's Green Wave
at 2pm central time
ECU is 2-0 against two ranked teams
This is the first conference game of the season
If we don't get overconfident it should be a
First Down...
PIRATES!
Apparently it's 7-7 at the half
I just don't know why.
Good God, we tried to give it away, but...
Paint this conference game PURPLE!
28 -24 Pirates!

UPDATE:

It seems the legacy of CSTV (Cock Suckers Television) is not dead. They went bankrupt and were bought out by CBS (Chunk of Bull Shit) I can't watch the game because I can't log in using my old CSTV password. They have an error message that says they can't send my new password to me. They want me to pay $14.95 for one game (Or 79.95 for the season of 6 games)... A minor game in the series at best, and even if I was going to pay, I still can't log in. So, I have a new name on my list of theiving worthless bastards. Pretty fucking shitty for an "all access" deal. Fuck you CBS. I hope you go bankrupt too.

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Saturday, September 06, 2008

Country Roads

Game Day, Ye scurvy dogs!
Today our boys face off with
#8 West Virginia's Mountaineers
4:30PM eastern
At Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium
Hopefully the hurricain won't rain it out
WV has handed us our asses six straight times
Including a 48-7 loss last year
we're 2 and 17 for the series
The line this year is only 7.5 points
Payback is a bitch
And it'll be a
First Down...
PIRATES!
17-3 ECU at the half. Woo-Hoo!
PAINT THIS ONE PURPLE!
24-3 Pirates, Baby!
I would not want to be the next team to play WV.
Hellava Game!

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Sounds A Little Hokie

Game day Pirate fans!
Today in Charlotte, NC it's
the East Carolina Pirates
VS
Virginia Tech's Hokies
12pm eastern time
Where it will be a
First Down...
PIRATES!
I got my game face on, baby!
I have to work, but
I'll be watching on ESPN360
They did.
Yay ESPN360!
I took the 9.5 points and I have a beer riding on this.
Good luck Steve! You're gonna need it!
14-7 Hokies at the half
I've been super busy at work,
So I haven't seen much of the game.
My internet conection seems to have the
Hicups too, so the feed is a little jumpy
Makes it hard to watch.
Paint this one PURPLE, boys and girls!
27-22 East Carolina
One hell of a game!
I've already gone back and watched
All the highlights I missed.
My next Guinness is on you Steve!
One Hell of a game.
It looks to be a good season.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

College Prep

Come Saturday it's the opening game of the Pirate season. The boys will be playing Va Tech in Charlotte at 12pm eastern (That's 11am my time). They handed us a 10 point loss last year, so let's see what we can do about that...
Hey, Steve T! Any bets?

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Reel Lines (24) Sports Edition

Girl in ticket booth: East Carolina? I mean, I can understand giving up 300 yards to Bowling Green, but East Carolina?

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